I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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