Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
honey bunches of taint.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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