I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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