trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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