he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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