i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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