exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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