Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
God I need to hump something, right now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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