: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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