Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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