dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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