Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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