Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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