grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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