shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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