Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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