NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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