From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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