I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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