More tranny stories later!
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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