That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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