what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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