Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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