How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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