I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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