gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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