I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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