Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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