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I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now

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I'm so hungover and dru,k

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(248): I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now (810): I'm so hungover and dru,k http://tfl.nu/ug4y

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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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(617): I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront. http://tfl.nu/9odf

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!

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(715): HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/1izj

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Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.

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(817): Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch. http://tfl.nu/y4b9

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(702): View more from Nevada

oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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(702): oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve http://tfl.nu/2910

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(914): View more from New York

Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME

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(914): Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME http://tfl.nu/u7n7

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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.

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(502): We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears. http://tfl.nu/e7ru

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(717): She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast. http://tfl.nu/4m88

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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

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(419): laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma. http://tfl.nu/ccs9

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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.

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(508): There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him. http://tfl.nu/gfad

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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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(281): If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/0of8

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(985): View more from Louisiana

My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.

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(985): My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong. http://tfl.nu/gho7

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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."

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(603): Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner." http://tfl.nu/q4fy

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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!

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(616): my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES! http://tfl.nu/l6hp

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(615): View more from Tennessee

omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick

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(615): omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick http://tfl.nu/o4c5

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