FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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