Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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