Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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