Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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