i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it's like iHOP with fire
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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