I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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