I just saw a hot homeless man
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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