Pappa wants mamma naked
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
please come you make the beer taste better
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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