ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
His hands were made for my vagina.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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