I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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