She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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