Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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