i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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