Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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