i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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