Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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