So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You need a sexual gate keeper
Come share oat with me in your robe
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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