the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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