Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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