Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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