dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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